On Thursday (28th Jan 2010), Apple announced is Brand New How-Did-You-Live-Without-This Gadget, the iPad, which is basically an iPod/iPhone, but bigger. And by "bigger" I mean, physically bigger.

Panel 1: Squidman's mate Clive is standing with his back to the reader, he is looking at shelves of brightly coloured iPods in a store.

Clive:

Neat.

Panel 2: Clive is now looking at another shelf full of iPhones.

Clive:

Cool.

Panel 3: Clive is now looking at a shelf full of iPads.

Clive:

Awesome!

Panel 4: Clive is walking through the frame with a shopping cart full of items to purchase. One of the items is a large box that says "iPhad" on the side.

Caption:

New! iPhad: it's an iPod, an iPhone & an iPad in one device.*

* Requires compatible iPod, iPhone and iPad.

Clive:

How did I ever managed without one of these?

Caption:

Think different.

Just like everybody else.