Sigh.

Panel 1: Two men are standing on diving boards, one with brown hair and the other with blond hair. The brown-haired man (an Olympic diver) is bare-chested and dressed in speedos; the blond man (the Mayor of London) is dressed in shorts and is wearing a life-jacket, flippers, diving mask and snorkel.

Caption:

Following on from his disastrous demonstration of the zip wire in Victoria Park, the Mayor of London couldn't shake the feeling that he had misunderstood what was meant by "attending an Olympic diving demonstration."

Mayor of London:

Oh cripes! Oh crikey! Golly gosh.

{{Wibble.}}