Episode #425: Minor Sporting Event Special #2
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mayor of London Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (just known as "Boris Johnson") - if he didn't exist, we'd have to make him up! For those that don't know: Boris Johnson left hanging on zip wire during Olympic event. That sort of thing is always happening to him, in 2009 Boris fell into a river. I'm sure it's why Londoners keep voting him in as Mayor - for the sheer entertainment value.
- Panel 1: Two men are standing on diving boards, one with brown hair and the other with blond hair. The brown-haired man is bare-chested and dressed in speedos, the blond man is dressed in shorts and is wearing a life-jacket, flippers, diving mask and snorkel.
- Following on from his disastrous demonstration of the zip wire in Victoria Park, The Mayor of London Boris Johnson couldn't shake the feeling that he had misunderstood what was meant by "attending an Olympic diving demonstration."
- Mayor Boris Johnson (the blond man):
- Oh cripes! Oh crikey! Golly gosh.