Episode #377: Roses are red, violets are blue, I know where you live, and where you work too

[Episode 377]
Episode #377: Roses are red, violets are blue, I know where you live, and where you work too
Volume V / Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Episode Notes

Yes, I'm posting this a day early so it actually coincides with Valentine's Day.

Transcript

Panel 1: Phillip and Felicia are sitting on the sofa. Felicia is holding a card.
Phillip:
Valentine's card?
Felicia:
Yep.
Phillip:
From…?
Felicia:
It doesn't say.
Panel 2:
Phillip:
Aww, how romantic
Felicia:
No, sending declarations of love without giving any indication from whom they come is not sweet or romantic, it's stalking.
Valentine's Day should be called Stalker's Day.
Panel 3:
Phillip:
Maybe he or she is just shy?
Felicia:
Yeah, because nothing breaks the ice like an anonymous card shoved through the letterbox.
Phillip:
Aren't you a little bit curious about the sender?
Panel 4: Behind the sofa we see Isaac, crouched on floor looking sad. The other two are unaware of his presence.
Felicia:
Ugh no, it's obviously from some sad, pathetic loser who can't actually relate to women in person.
VFX:
Isaac displays acute pangs of desperate longing.
Isaac:
{{Sniff}}