Episode #340: Sign-up now for an upgrade!
Episode Notes
The dreaded "buffering" icon, a feature of streaming video everywhere, unless you have super-duper fast broadband, or are watching at off-peak times.
Can't read the alien's text? View the translated comic, or read the transcript below.
Transcript
- Panel 1: Viewing a live feed of River Hudson in her office. She is looking at her computer.
- VFX:
- Timestamp: 00:00:30
- Prime Minister Hudson:
- That's an interesting finding...
- Panel 2: The live feed freezes as it starts buffering.
- Panel 3: The feed resumes, but because it's live, it has skipped a few seconds during the buffering.
- VFX:
- Timestamp: 00:00:52
- Prime Minister Hudson:
- So the monoliths are giant...
- Panel 4: The live feed starts buffering again.
- Panel 5: The feed resumes again, skipping a few more seconds.
- VFX:
- Timestamp: 00:01:11
- Prime Minister Hudson:
- As the actress said to the bishop!
- Panel 6: The live feed starts buffering yet again.
- Panel 7: We now see the scarab alien Beings of Interminable Vagueness, in the background the live feed is paused.
- Scarab Alien - Blue:
- {{Translated}} Sorry the network is very busy right now.
- Scarab Alien Leader:
- {{Translated}} We are beings of infinite power, we do not experience a busy network!
- Panel 8:
- Scarab Alien - Green:
- {{Translated}} You did suggest we experience the puny minds of the children.
- Scarab Alien - Blue:
- {{Holds up a box labelled "Bigger Dish Network Upgrade"}}
- {{Translated}} Might I suggest the upgrade kit?
- Scarab Alien Leader:
- {{Sigh}}