Episode #340: Sign-up now for an upgrade!

[Episode 340]
Episode #340: Sign-up now for an upgrade!
Volume IV / Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Episode Notes

The dreaded "buffering" icon, a feature of streaming video everywhere, unless you have super-duper fast broadband, or are watching at off-peak times.

Can't read the alien's text? View the translated comic, or read the transcript below.

Transcript

Panel 1: Viewing a live feed of River Hudson in her office. She is looking at her computer.
VFX:
Timestamp: 00:00:30
Prime Minister Hudson:
That's an interesting finding...
Panel 2: The live feed freezes as it starts buffering.
Panel 3: The feed resumes, but because it's live, it has skipped a few seconds during the buffering.
VFX:
Timestamp: 00:00:52
Prime Minister Hudson:
So the monoliths are giant...
Panel 4: The live feed starts buffering again.
Panel 5: The feed resumes again, skipping a few more seconds.
VFX:
Timestamp: 00:01:11
Prime Minister Hudson:
As the actress said to the bishop!
Panel 6: The live feed starts buffering yet again.
Panel 7: We now see the scarab alien Beings of Interminable Vagueness, in the background the live feed is paused.
Scarab Alien - Blue:
{{Translated}} Sorry the network is very busy right now.
Scarab Alien Leader:
{{Translated}} We are beings of infinite power, we do not experience a busy network!
Panel 8:
Scarab Alien - Green:
{{Translated}} You did suggest we experience the puny minds of the children.
Scarab Alien - Blue:
{{Holds up a box labelled "Bigger Dish Network Upgrade"}}
{{Translated}} Might I suggest the upgrade kit?
Scarab Alien Leader:
{{Sigh}}