Salvatore is the Accountant... Squidman's accountant! So by process of elimination, that means that Derek (the "Space Ace") is the web designer. So our list of cosplayers' occupations is:
- Gwyneth the "Pirate" is a cashier in a bank (teller).
- Sam the "Ninja" is a comic book author.
- Gavin the "Clown" is a librarian.
- Salvatore the "Magician" is an accountant.
- Derek the "Space Ace" is a web designer.

Of course this information is entirely pointless, but hey, it's character backstory!

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