This episode is my homage to those overly-dramatic trailers for "a very special episode" of a TV show where Somebody Is Going to DIE!

Panel 1: A single panel with pictures of various named characters.

Caption (top):

Next week… Someone…

Caption (pictured characters):

Captain Slog

Bob the Martian

Houston Texas

Random Expendable Spacedude

Bernard

Ensign Hudson

Captain Hans Deckard

Julian from Sanitation HQ

Caption (bottom):

…will SPRAIN their ANKLE!